time to land your next job with a resumé that actually works!
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If you’ve been applying for work, maybe it’s started feeling like this lately:
You’ve probably tried running your resumé through ChatGPT a billion times…
Blearily scrolled Reddit for pro tips late at night…
Panicked while wide awake at 3am worrying that maybe you should have submitted that last application in PDF instead of DOCX…
And all while trying to explain to your boomer Uncle Kevin that it’s not 1972 anymore, and that walking into an office and harrassing them until they magically give you a job (‘like they did back in my day!’) is how you get arrested.
If you feel like you’re not getting those callbacks, even though you’ve been applying and applying and you know you have a solid work history...it’s time to summon a pro resumé-writing sorceress (aka me!).🧙♀️✨
As a professional resumé writer with a psych degree + 9 years of experience, I’ll use my neurospicy eye for detail and knowledge of psychology to take your applications from rotting in someone’s job portal to getting you seen, hired and paid! 🦄💸
How it works:
⚡We’ll have a Zoom/Proton Meet call where I’ll get to know you: your unique history, where you want to go, and all the stuff you’ve been underselling in your resumé (or leaving out!).
🦄Then I’ll make sure your resumé has all the nitty-gritty deets + formatting it needs to bust right through AI recruitment software, so your application finally stops getting lost in the slush pile.
🪄Next I’ll transform your resumé with a full edit (i.e.; the stuff no one teaches you to add to your CV), instantly taking your applications from screaming-into-the-void to impossible-to-ignore.
✨Finally, I’ll write a cover letter that will make it so painfully obvious that you’re the perfect person to hire that recruiters will practically be begging to interview you.
By the end, you’ll be armed with an editable resumé AND cover letter designed to effortlessly land you your next job!
Oh, and the best part? No AI bullsh*t around here. Your resumé will be 100% written by a real human (again, me!), using real human creativity and applied psychology that beats the machine every time, and customised specifically to you.







